carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
when we were watching this in english the whole class could tell and it was hilarious
A kid in my class started singing high school musical when he came on. We were all confused at first then we got it and most of us joined in.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVEREVER
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
um no this makes my head hurt
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
REMEMBER THE INTERVIEWER BASICALLY TOLD THEM TO BE MORE SERIOUS
AND LOUIS SASSED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
